We learned something new today. Er.
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The passages cited:
Arkansas, Article 19, Section 1
No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of thisState, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court.
Maryland, Article 37
That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God.
Mississippi, Article 14, Section 265
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state.
Pennsylvania, Article 1, Section 4
No person who acknowledges the being of a God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth.
South Carolina, Article 17, Section 4
No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.
Tennessee, Article 9, Section 2
No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state.
Texas, Article 1, Section 4
No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.
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I love this!
Very Thursday Nextian
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#at first: #what #this isnt funny #ok #then: #OMG #HAHAHAHA #WHDURHURHFUEHW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Kept watching because of the tags…WORTH IT.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
FUCK
What even omg a;ksjdhfowf
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Happy Towel Day!
I hope all you hoopy froods know where your towel is!
Shameless Self-Promoter
why am i not denying this
Badass Bookworm.
girl with psycho weapon
accurate
Spiked wheels
what
Upgrade Artifact
that’s because whenever my followers follow me they instantly become about 8 times cooler
Species-Coded for Your Convenience
what
(Source: memethings, via justlava)
How to dry your hands with just one public restroom paper towel.
I love this about TED - they’re known for the big ideas, sure. But little ideas and incremental changes are important too. I’m glad TED is there to give a platform for people who can make these ideas easily digestible.
That is all kinds of genius.
The
wonderfulthing about TimeLords is that IIIIII’MMMTHE ONLY ONE!
The whole sequence with the Doctor trying out all those different foods did remind me of Tigger…
“Apples? Apples are what Tiggers Time Lords like best!” “…Apples are rubbish. Time Lords hate apples.”
“I love yogurt! Yogurt’s what Time Lords like best!” *…spits it out* “Time Lords hate yogurt. Just stuff with bits in it.”
“You’re Scottish, fry something! Fried things are what Time Lords like best!” “…That’s bacon. Are you trying to poison me?”
“Beans are what Time Lords like best!” “…Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.”
“Bread and butter! Now you’re talking. Bread and butter is what Time Lords like best!” *…throws it out the door*
“Carrots. Are you insane? Carrots are most definitely not what Time Lords like best!”
“…Now fish fingers and custard are what Time Lords like best!” :9
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